so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I could fuck to npr.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
