Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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