Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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