Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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