At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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