My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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