I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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