just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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