whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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