Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
zippers are such a cool invention
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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