Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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