Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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