I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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