I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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