Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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