shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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