I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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