How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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