I'd wear matching sweaters with you
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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