So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i now understand why vodka
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
tell me about the fingering
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