i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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