It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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