it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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