He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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