Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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go home
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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