Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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