drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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