garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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