it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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