you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
