i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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