I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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