If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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