I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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