these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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