My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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