halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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