how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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