i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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