At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's blow job season.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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