: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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