You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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