Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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