we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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