Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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