how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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