If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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