I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
