shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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