yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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