On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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